jervisjohnsons

I got this email from a friend, now wouldnt this be awesome... and remember to change the $85 billion to the $700 billion the government wants to waste...



"I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We
Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide
U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and
child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It
Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax
rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends
$25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A
husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to
$595,000.00 in your family?


Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college - it'll be there

Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car - create jobs

Invest in the market - capital drives growth

Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads/Moms to come clean - or else


Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who
lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is
cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of
trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is
being proposed by one of our candidates for President.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult
U S Citizen 18+!


As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion

We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in
Washington DC.

And remember this plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because
$25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam. "

My mom got that same one at work, i love the idea...lol

That's a A LOT of coke and whores! I'm in!

amazing idea.... Billy's buying every warhammer army! except dwarves.... they suck..

They do suck. Besides you've got to save cash for the Scarface scene!

Um..... somebodies math is off by a little bit(could be mine). 85 billion/200 million = $425, not $425000. A nice warhammer army yes, but it certainly wont be paying off any ones mortgage.

Not that I have a better answer to the crisis though.

Of course the problem is the math doesn't add up.

$425,000 x 200,000,000 = 85,000,000,000,000

Yes that is TRILLION not BILLION. But its so many zeroes, who's counting?

If you take that 700 billion and give it out to 200 million americans its $3,500 per person. I'd much rather see that then a bail out of Wall street (again).

$3500 is still a decent couple of days in Vegas though. Still no Dwarves!

but that will get you a decent whore

A whore? Shit you can just buy yourself a wife from Romania or something.

Everyone is looking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past the coke!

Hey man... you have to EARN your wife from Romania using a big dick.

But in your case, we can get you a Russian: http://www.bride.ru

I really don't know what to say.