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I am Here to Crush!

Postby CrazyChaosLord on Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:37 pm

Weaklings! Named after genetalia! Foolish mortals who bring your pretty girls with you to the battlefield! You will all fall under my serrated blade at the Colonial!

Advance! Vanquish! Take their Women and burn their lands!
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Postby Bretonnian69 on Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:40 pm

i like your style homie... keep it up. you got mad beef yo.


BURN THE VILLAGE!
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Postby mkistler on Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:48 pm

who the fuck is this talking shit? Get penetrated son, my slaanesh DP will rape your ass at colonial. LD bomb DL!!
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Postby D.Sanchez on Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:00 pm

"Burn the village"??? more like the Village Idiot. You'll have to "Face" the Tyrannical Teabagger.
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Re: I am Here to Crush!

Postby Punk on Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:51 pm

CrazyChaosLord wrote: Foolish mortals who bring your pretty girls with you to the battlefield! !



HAHAHA Priceless!
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Postby D.Sanchez on Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:41 pm

Better than bringing a pretty boy
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Postby bdickj on Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:51 pm

It's obviously a Warmonger.
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Postby mauleed on Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:22 pm

I'm betting it isn't! :wink:
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Postby VectorAWX3 on Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:32 pm

It's you, Brian. Fess up! You ain't fooling nobody! :lol:
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Postby bdickj on Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:32 pm

What leads you to believe that I am CrazyChaosLord?
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Postby mauleed on Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:36 pm

The 'show IP address' button.
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Postby VectorAWX3 on Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:55 pm

You don't need a "show IP" button. You just need to take a very cursory glance at the writing style and it's obvious. :wink:
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Postby CrazyChaosLord on Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:42 pm

There is no more Brian! Only CrazyChaosLord!
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Postby Bretonnian69 on Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:33 pm

i might be inclined to agree after that last one.
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