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Just Stupid...

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Just Stupid...

Postby slow hammer on Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:58 am

For those who don't get it right away, study the pic very closely...

At a recent international tourney, a Russian brought an army based on White Scars (without Khan) with bike spam and he played against a french player with Tau.

The Russian won the initiative and decided to go first, leaving everything in reserve.

The French infiltrated his kroot freely into his enemy deploy zone.

The funny stuff came when the Space Marine player realized he couldn't get on the battlefield with ANY unit.

Result: - Tau: 1500 SM: 0


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Sometimes wargames are just stupid...

remember space marines you are super human but you can't play unless you start in a little peice of land or you get there before the other guy...
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Re: Just Stupid...

Postby mkistler on Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:26 pm

Yeah I heard about this on twf. I think it's funny. What I want know is how he got that many bikes in his list?
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Re: Just Stupid...

Postby Voodoo Boyz on Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:38 pm

A SM Captain on a bike lets you take Bikes as troops.

Given that the Russian player knew he'd be going second, with an all SM Bike Army, against Tau, and that putting his entire army in reserve would deny the Tau player 2 full turns of shooting - I have zero sympathy for him getting an auto loss. Good one on the Tau player.
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Re: Just Stupid...

Postby Punk on Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:49 pm

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Re: Just Stupid...

Postby mkistler on Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:55 pm

I knew about the troop thing but how much do bikes cost these days? The picure looks like 50 or so models. Also, I agree with you, no sympathy for hose tactics.
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Re: Just Stupid...

Postby slow hammer on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:18 pm

around 30pts. so around 50 makes sense for 1500... maybe closer to 40.

I think this is just stupid.

Look at the frenchy smiling down there, feels like a douche enjoying a douche move...
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Re: Just Stupid...

Postby D.Sanchez on Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:23 am

Viva La France! LMAO!!!
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Re: Just Stupid...

Postby bdickj on Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:33 pm

LOL. Thus why I don't play 40k at all.
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Re: Just Stupid...

Postby MantisZero on Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:30 pm

Yeah it made me giggle, thats awesome. The douche got douched! HAHAHAHA
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