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Postby mkistler on Sat May 23, 2009 1:49 am

Saw this movie tonight, can be summed up in one word: Lame.

It wasn't terrible, and I was definitely entertained, so I can't complain (much), but it wasn't that great. The story was mediocre, the acting was mediocre, the dialog was cheesy and terrible. Everything just felt kinda forced. Plus the two smoking hot female leads don't get nearly enough screen time.

Its worth seeing, but if you don't feel like dropping $20 wait for the DVD.
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Postby MantisZero on Mon May 25, 2009 2:15 am

I thought the movie was awesome. All the terminators, HKs, and that Titan bot was badass!

I was very disappointed yet again with "Batman" When he acts nowadays, he has this corney voice thing he does, or has a lisp... whatever it is its annoying as fuck. I liked him better back in American Psycho says when he actually spoke rather than grunted his lines.

Overall the movie was cool, lots of action, and terminators! I do think it was pretty cool that they use all the old Arnold lines aswell!
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Postby mauleed on Tue May 26, 2009 12:30 pm

Spoiler alert:

It was OK. The major problem I had with it was the notion that Skynet wouldn't put a 'kill switch' or override into the Marcus character. And if he's strong enough to throw a T-800, then he would have caved in the faces of the humans he got in a fight with earlier.

I don't know if any of you guys watch the TV series, but that has an awesome premise: John Connors sends back a T-1000 (played by Shirley Manson) to go back and build an alternate skynet to aid humanity. So in our time it's skynet vs. skynet before either has a full fledged army at their disposal.
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Postby Bretonnian69 on Fri May 29, 2009 4:25 am

End Spoiler! don't read if you intend on watching







another interesting point....


at the end




when the mini nuke went off the helicopter was like 70 yards from the blast. those things put out a hell of an EMP field when they go off. So the chopper should have fallen to the earth and that would have been the end. but some how the seem to find a way around the pestky EMP.. pesh. they should have just been further away from the blast.... like 2-8 miles... and conner got into skynet pretty easily. if it was that easy why didn't he try it earlier?! pussy.
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Postby -Less_Then_Three_You- on Sun May 31, 2009 11:15 pm

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Postby mkistler on Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:16 am

They missed one:

When Marcus goes into Skynet and talks the cancer chick there are computer monitors and keyboards everywhere. Who the fuck uses keyboards at skynet?! Terminators are too dumb to shoot straight or snap a brothers neck, but they can play WoW on these fancy monitors?

Oh yeah, when Connor jacks the Motorcycle... why dod Skynet build it with a seat and pedals so a human could use it?
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Postby slow hammer on Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:56 am

that was pretty fucking stupid.

Oh let's but monitors and keyboards so our human enemies can attack us, fucking brillant.

And why was skynet collecting people? What happened to extermination?
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Postby MantisZero on Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:54 pm

They were collecting people to lure The Resistance into the trap... or so i think. That or some type of BS research.
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Postby mkistler on Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:35 pm

Yeah that's right Joe. But why? Wouldn't it make more sense to have Marcus KILL REESE when he meets him, then lie about the kidnapping and KILL JOHN CONNOR when he meets him? As opposed to, you know, how it played out. DUMB.
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Postby mauleed on Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:00 pm

Well it was a McG movie, and I don't know if anyone told you, but he sucks.
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Postby D.Sanchez on Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:27 am

Wasn't the "Arnold" model always the T-101 model. Not some new 800 edition. And Skynet didn't exist yet meaning it wasn't self aware so Marcus wasn't programmer to hunt them yet. When he synced up with skynet then he knew everything that was going on.
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Postby mauleed on Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:50 pm

T-101, 800 series.

The less shiny one was the 600 series.
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Postby D.Sanchez on Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:52 pm

ok everyone was calling it the T-800
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Postby mauleed on Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:02 pm

I was confused as well, so I looked it up on wikipedia!
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